三則

Paul:How many famous students did Confucius have?

我: May be 72.

Paul: Only 72?

我: Only? You know how many total population in China that time?

Paul: Alright, Jesus only had 12 students…

 

(a voice like somebody is moving chair in the room nearby)

Paul: You heard that? It sounds like a gun…

我:oh.

Paul: Maybe his tone is too bad. “I can’t stand your tone, Paul.”

我: Relax, I won’t shoot you…even your tone is… 

 

我:Oh your wound on your head…

Paul: Yes.(touch his head) it’s getting better.

我: You know what, I still want to know how did you get that…What a pity.

Paul: No you like that. You have said that is funny…You said pity maybe because it’s getting better.

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