最常被问到的几个问题的标准答案

“你和瞿秋白什么关系?”

“谁?”

“你穿这么少不冷吗?”

“I’m god damn hot.”

“你胳膊上怎么有个“井”字?”

“横竖都二。”

“你双眼皮是割的吧?/你是开过眼角吗?”

“去你妈的。”

 

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