法式冷笑話

Cathysia 说:
 do you know what is "green and round, up and down"
simon 说:
 yes, you told me this "joke" in my car, when we came back from Rouen
Cathysia 说:
 
 ok ,another one…
 something yellow and fur, and dangrous
simon 说:
 superbanana?
Cathysia 说:
  why is it dangrous?
 and why is it fur?
simon 说:
 sorry, I thought to another famous french "joke"…
 Ok I search
 2 minutes please
Cathysia 说:
 ok~
simon 说:
 a chinese gangster???
Cathysia 说:
  nope
simon 说:
 a fast tennis ball?
Cathysia 说:
 
 nope
 it’s a baby chicken with a gun
simon 说:
 something yellow and goes through the wall?
Cathysia 说:
 
 you asked me?
simon 说:
 yes
Cathysia 说:
 superbanana!  Is it?
simon 说:
 NO!!
 a magical banana 
Cathysia 说:
  oh…
 ….
 i’m dying…
 what’s the joke about supperbanana?

simon 说:
 What is yellow with a cape?
Cathysia 说:
 ………
 i died….
simon 说:
 and what is red with a cape?
Cathysia 说:
 supper apple?

simon 说:
 No
 RED!
Cathysia 说:
 cherry!
simon 说:
 …
Cathysia 说:
 isn’t it?

simon 说:
 a tomato that thinks she is super banana

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